the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the meager
the normal barrier reef
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| one third of me: | I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw |
|---|---|
| one third of me: | sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves |
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When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is more important then the name on the back.
Miracle (via justbadpot)
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This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
this is FANTASTIC
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you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
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if the kings win the Cup they better give the person who runs their twitter a ring.
